domingo, 8 de outubro de 2006

Death by Instant Message - pt

Death by Instant Message

Uma jornalista americana “MAUREEN DOWD”, escreve um artigo “Death by Instant Message“ sobre a morte das mensagens instantâneas

O seu artigo, fala sobre tudo no mundo de hoje ser instantâneo, e que os mecanismos de retardamento e censura que existiam para proteger uma sociedade civilizada desapareceram de vez.

Assim temos o 1º escândalo das mensagens instantâneas, que era sabido viria a qualquer momento, para quem conhece o mundo da Internet. Mas para os menos atentos viria devido a informação pessoal que hoje navega na Internet a velocidade da própria escrita e com tecnologias que se adaptam aos desejos dos leitores.

No passado existiam cartas comprometedoras, escutas e outras coisas que poderiam até ser destruídas numa fogueira, mas as mensagens instantâneas, e-mail e outros suportes desta era viajam como se ganhassem assas e tornam-se assim quase indestrutíveis.

Assim sendo, poucos acreditaram que após o congressista Mark Foley ter sido apanhado, a maioria das pessoas deixasse de usar as mensagens instantâneas. Neste Sentido surge realmente uma bomba depois do escândalo, esta jornalista infiltrou-se num chat “OVAL1600 chat room” com o presidente e os seus assessores que discutiam o que estava a acontecer ao seu partido.A jornalista no seu artigo preparou uma transcrição que eu deixo aqui sem modificar:

Death by Instant Message chat : “Warning: politically explicit language, reader discretion advised.

Decider: hey

Rover08: ya

Decider: Dick, u here? Don?

DarthV: ya, potus

Rumstud74: ditto, boss

Decider: I called denny to tell him i just can’t quit him ...brokeback party ... did we decide right?

Rover08: ya ... even if we’re now the party of gays and a weak military, let’s not let the Dems paint us that way

DarthV: obvi

Rover08: btw, denny’s toll-free tip # was pretty lame ... 1-800-HORNDOG or whatev ... reporters r joking the spkr’s IM name is fatfallguy06 or CapitolRotunda

Decider: lol

Rumstud74: golly, dont care who gets voted off island, long as it’s not me :)

DarthV: dont worry, rummy, u know we’re BFFs

Decider: wait! I thought I was ur BFF ...

sexylibrarian: hon, sorry to interrupt, but i think denny and rummy should BOTH go ... they’re off the heez. women are hating on Foley and Iraq and it could ruin your admin

Rumstud74: ur a bigger pain than condi, laura ... why dont you go rd a book? read wdwrd’s book ... you sure helped him write it, litl ms tattletale

Decider: haha

sexylibrarian: george!

Decider: u know u r my First Babe ... as that ad goes, u must know karate, cause your body’s kickin’

DarthV: brb ...i’ve got kissinger on teh phone. Can u believe hes never heard of IM?

Rumstud74: hope the nsa’s not snoopin on that conversation

Decider: but I thought we only listened in on terrorists

Rumstud74: don’t ask, don’t tell, kid

DarthV: you’re a scream, rummy

Rumstud74: denny and I both wrestlers ... you think he’d know how to handle some man-on-man grappling w/o all this Henny Penny nonsense. lay the smackdown on nancy pelosi and pin the puny press on the mat

DarthV: you’ve still got the muscles and the moves, Big Guy

Rumstud74: OMG, dick, we gotta shut up Warner on getting outta Iraq and shut up Frist about getting in bed w/the Taliban ... and we gotta yank those pesky videos of snipers shooting at American soldiers off YouTube ...let’s fire up the old censorship machine

DarthV: that’s hot ... censorship is hot ... torture is waaay hot

Rover08: knock it off, you two ... back to biz ... this man-boy lovefest on the Hill is def messing up my mojo with evangelicals ... after all my hard work demonizing gays, my God-gap is shrinking

Decider: if the dems win the house, will they start investigating me?

Rover08: oh ya, that’s why we gotta get back on the offensive with our own agenda: pretending to keep the country safe

Decider: totes!

sexylibrarian: u coming to bed, Bushie?

Decider: do i have to read more shakespeares ... promised boy genius we’d play w/ the fart machine for a few min ... c u l8r ...

Rover08: whoopeeee! “

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